What's a war craft?

I'm noticing a distinct lack of WoW stuff in a blog that's NAMED after a friggin' WoW guild. So here's some mini-bios for some of the actual members of What The Fel.

Vian Sunweaver
Race: Blood Elf
Class: Priest
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Gay
Age: 129 (26)
Birthday: January 17
Height: 6'0"
Hair: Red
Eyes: Blue-green
Family: Grandfather, Landril Sunweaver; grandmother, Aniwen Sunweaver; aunt, uncle and several cousins
Level: 85

Zhenya
Race: Troll
Class: Death Knight (formerly warrior)
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Age: 30 (at death)
Birthday: June 27
Height: 7'3"
Hair: Blue
Eyes: Blue (formerly brown)
Family: Father, Roth'ka, one brother, Tek'rash (age 32), one sister, Li'adal (age 24)
Level: 81

Volenka Brightwater (formerly Lakewood; changed to Brightwater after death)
Race: Forsaken
Class: Rogue
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Straight
Age: 17 (at death)
Birthday: April 7
Height: 5'2"
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Yellow (originally green)
Family: One sister, Varinika (15 at death, now Forsaken); five other siblings, all of whom died of the plague
Level: 61

Krelik
Race: Orc
Class: Warlock
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Straight
Age: 21
Birthday: July 26
Height: 6'9"
Hair: Purple-black
Eyes: Red-brown
Family: Father, Kretok; mother, Laneth; two brothers, Kohlar and Morath (25 and 28)
Level: 31

Natkata Swiftwind
Race: Tauren
Class: Druid
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Gay
Age: 20
Birthday: March 16
Height: 8'2"
Hair: Gray
Eyes: Green
Family: Father, Kanahe; mother, Echemu; two brothers, Kechalo and Neyakee (16 and 10), and two sisters, Anohe and Necheya (13 and 10)
Level: 85

Kechalo Swiftwind
Race: Tauren
Class: Shaman
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Probably straight (he's not certain yet)
Age: 16
Birthday: June 5
Height: 8'7"
Family: see Natkata

Level: 3 (bank alt)

Molly "Pylene" Propylene
Race: Goblin
Class: Mage
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Straight, but open to experimentation
Age: 24
Birthday: unknown
Height: 3'5"
Family: Father and mother, 10 siblings including twin sister Polly

Level: 31

Linnare Sunglade
Race: Half Blood Elf, half Troll
Class: Rogue
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Age: 26
Birthday: March 15
Height: 6'5"
Hair: Red
Eyes: Red-brown
Family: Mother, Liliana; grandmother, Avellana

Level: 11

These are just mine, since they're all I have all the info for. More may come later.

And if this isn't formatted properly, I give up.